Baby Astrid arrives.

16:48 - Sarah goes downstairs to satisfy a craving

16:50 - Water's break

17:00 - Nervous Matt jumps on grassy scooter to race across Paris

17:20 - Parents reunited, contractions 4-6mins apart

18:05 - Bumbling ambulance cretins arrive, contractions 3-2mins apart

18:10 - Ambulance arrives at hospital, no need for sirens - Sarah is making enough noise

18:18 - Astrid Lily Hannah lying peacefully on Mummy's tummy.

18:19 - What the f*#@ just happened?


Astrid Lily Hannah ...


Mummy & Astrid ...


Daddy and Astrid ...